Health

ive been feeling sabog
these past few weeks,
my back hurts like hell,
yung parang made of
cheap imitation
made-in-china lego ka
at magkakalasog-lasog
ang buto sa likod ko
pag gumalaw ako.

ive been having
effing bouts of uti too
not from lack of hygiene
but more from
lack of water sa katawan,
i dont drink pure water,
batang juice ako.
pinalaki ako ng ganun
kaya i have to blame
my parents for my
predicament.

but i do try,
its just that water is tasteless.
eew.

and now i think
my pms episodes
are aggravating as well,
my cervix feels like a
giant sore hole
and my boobs are
like made of lead,
i have to drag them
everywhere.

and now...

after taking a much
needed respite
from work and the heat
my fucking neighbors
decide to practice
their galing-sa-
kailaliman-ng-lupa choir
sa tapat ng bahay namin.

Tae! Guess what theyre singing?
Silent night!
Sana nga!
Grabe walang kasing nakakasira
ng ulo ang pagkanta ng mga
haiskul students nato.

Ang gugulo pa at naglalandian,
Leche! dis-oras ng hapon
may kakanta ng ganun?
Eto piso! umuwi na kayo! Bwisit.

Ayun! nagising ako ng wala
sa oras at parang bombang
sasabog ang utak ko sa
sakit.

Buti na lang narealize nila
ng maaga na walang patutunguhan
ang practice nila at nam-
bubulahaw lang sila.

Pero wala na
nakasira na sila ng araw/gabi ng iba.
Aargh!