Kitty Chronicles: Death of a Spider Foretold

I woke up to this

squished arachnid

on the kitchen floor.

Kitty killed him.

The poor thing was as big as a saucer.

He was also suffering for months

as he lost one spindly leg

to kitty's incessant batting.

He always managed to scramble

up the walls and the ceiling

but this time however

he was not so lucky.

Kitty ended it all.

But I know that somewhere

one of its thousands of spawns

will somehow grow up

and annoy kitty some more.

So long warrior spider!