My butt hurts
and i am unashamed.
I was constipated these past few days
and after much fidgeting
and nearly drowning myself
in water plus taking a concoction
of whatnots I was able to relieve
myself today.
Its my diet.
Im not into fad diets,
its just what I eat.
Im more of a veggie/pasta person
and when I dont get my daily dose of
fiber I get tummy troubles.
But believe me,
Ide rather have diarrhea
than constipation.
Because the discomfort looms
like Death hanging on with my every movement.
I am adamant now to check
my daily intake of water.
I dont drink it.
But I was forced to consume
oceans of it the past few weeks
due to my pestering UTI.
I am now convinced that I
am now officially old and my body
is beginning to yearn for care
and scream for healthy practices.
(No more booze/fags)
I am nearing thirty
the dreaded oops-your-out-of-
calendar-dates moment.
I have yet to be functional in
the reproductive arena,
(i am willing to donate my
ovaries/uterus to my gay friend)
I have yet to be accomplished
anywhere...everywhere.
So much to do...
my cross-stitch projects
finish reading my books.
And now my body is already
hinting that it has had enough already.
Such a short life we have,
us humans,
Like stars we explode magnificently
into being,
Sparkle with all our might,
and then wane dying with a silent whimper.
yay! ano ung adamant? haha!
ReplyDeleteparang nasa table of elements yan,ah. haha!
o sya,sya. asteeg! :D
xD