Thursday, October 13, 2011


Why do people put their tongues out
when they have their pictures taken?

It is unbecoming and irritating
and it looks skanky.
There is no hint of cuteness in doing it
even if you flick a Japanese kawaii peace sign.

According to the Urban Dictionary,
these retards are called tongue muppets.

I agree.
Unfortunately I find it insulting to the muppets
and Jim Henson's soul
that they be compared to those retards.

Why do they have to contort their faces?
Can't they just smile?
Do they really have to that to appear flirty?
It makes them look like sluts.

These tongue muppets as
well as duckface idiots 
should have their faces
permanently frozen
in their stupid poses.

PS duckface people are
those individuals who constantly 
pout and project.

A simple smile is still your best weapon.


  1. I couldn't agree more :)Sometimes I want to btchslap their faces. :p hehe

  2. Tama tama dapat hatakin ng plies ang nguso at dila nila saka pukpukin ng martilyo hahahahaha.

  3. Akala siguro nila attractive yun. :p

  4. give 'em the break. for all you know, they just want to prove they're not tonque-tied. :)

  5. hahahaha, how i wish na tongue-tied na lang talaga sila hehehehe.


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