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Monday, October 31, 2011

Kitty Chronicles: Butt Kitty

When kitty is sleepy
no amount of noise nor tremor
could rouse him from his perch or nook.

He has been favoring the little
carpet for awhile now,
its so full of kitty's white fluff,
we had to clean it all over again.

You can see him here
lounging beneath hubby's butt.
(Hubby was fixing the bed
and kitty cares not even if he farts)

Man poops full grown cat!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Puto-bungbong

Wee!
I love the Xmas season!
Best food ever!

This is our local puto-bungbong.
Tradition na ito,
at panahon pa ng lola ko
yung pamilyang nagtitinda nito.


Yehey to Pinoy delicacies !





Thursday, October 27, 2011

Duty Woes

I am back on duty,
volunteering again.....

Our team saved a baby today,
the mom was fully dilated/effaced,
she was at this painful state for 8 hours.

We already called everybody,
even our off duty nurse,
even the nurse who was transferred 
to the health center.
(He was and is still the best nurse)
He saved the day!
The baby popped out
lifeless but the team revived her!

Yey!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

NAIA: Airport of Hell?

I have been reading a lot about
the bad vibes buzzing about NAIA.
I found this link via the So, What's News? blog 
wherein we were ranked
as the worst airport.

There were also some rather nasty 
but true reviews as well.
NAIA being the shithole that it is today
truly deserves a big FAIL
billboard on its entrance.

I am not a frequent traveler
but from what I remember,
the place is riddled with filth
both human and garbage in nature.

Corruption is not rampant, it is the norm!

From the security guards who check
your travel docs upon entering
(which they are not authorized to do so)

to the creepy old men at the 
dilapidated counter where you are to
pay for that stupid airport tax
(where does the money go?)

to the bathroom attendants
who escort you from the toilet stalls
to the 'tabo' and yet fail to
stock toilet paper rolls and soap.

(the local mall has better toilets,
they use deodorizers, scent burners plus
they have full length mirrors, does the airport have
toilets for the disabled?)

to the frowning sentinels who guard 
the decaying immigration area,
<no pen with which to write your info on
the belo-sponsored immigration card,>
where I personally had to queue for 2
hours because only 2 booths were open.

(but when ping lacson breezed through,
he was personally escorted like a VIP
and waived of his criminal liabilities
and oh, VIPs with drugs on them are
also waived through, ahem Singson)

to the sales people at the duty free area
where once i was told to shop downstairs
because they were closed, when in truth they 
were not, there were still 2 tills open,
they were just lazy to restock the display
because i was the lone passenger loitering 
about the area.

(the whole departure area looks like
a big tiangge, with shops closed even, i remember
a boy bawang stall ata aside from
the goldilocks one na lagi ubos ang paninda! 
NAIA is a 24/7 airport right? 
People need to feed
and keep themselves amused)

to the agents who man the check-in counters,
i agree that some people are really 
trying to push their luck by checking in a 50kg
luggage when the limit is 25kg.
but really they should enhance their people skills
and smile more, frowning incites aggression.

Worst customer service,
mas maigi pa sa sari-sari store
sinasagot ang tanong mo.

(they also should be prompt in opening their
check-in counters, the airport does not have
that much seats, woe to the elderly
and disabled and the pregnant and the infants
and the list goes on.)

to the useless ground crew who serves as the gatekeepers
to the boarding area, they just put up their
little table plus and check your boarding pass, again!
and you have to leave the little printed paper
 when you want to go out of the 
boarding area to pee.

I say, I already paid for the damn airport tax,
why are they hounding the boarding area for?!
I know that when the gate opens and when it is
actually time to board the plane you have to 
produce this boarding pass again, they should just get rid
of the makeshift counter at the boarding area then.

(Passengers should arrive early
not only because of the long lines 
but also due to the limited seats available
to the passengers at the airport itself)

the customs people are the worst lot
so they say but i have yet to encounter
anyone who actually asked me for money.
they often asked me if i was indeed pinoy
because of my color.
when i travel i put little padlocks on all my
luggages' zippers, i even labelled
them alphabetically along with the keys.

I am grumbling and ranting again
but really they should at last upgrade
the facilities if only the toilets please.

The government should open the
newly built terminals to the international passengers
because what the tourists see is the drab
concrete walls, broken tiles,
old carpeting and frowning workers.

the last time i traveled, years ago, i only
relaxed when the plane taxied off the runway.

As to the people in PALea, those who left their posts
in the middle of a bad weather to do some crazy
stunt - lightning rally or walkout or
pagpapapress or pagsasapubiko ng
'totoong' isyu or whatever;
i am ambivalent.

on one hand i pity the passengers,
especially those with connecting flights
and those who braved the typhoon
only to have their flights cancelled
due to a mass walkout.

on the other hand, i do not really know
the entire plight of those employees with PAL.

I know individuals who had family members
who worked for PAL, they get to take home
trinkets, gifts, giveaways even dinnerware
from the caterers.

They even get to fly with their family to
different countries for free all on the corporate
tab because it is a perk when you work
for PAL.

The problem with all these 
with PAL and NAIA
is that they never thought of
making plans for the long term.

Life is a circle, 
one day you may be on top
the next day you are on your way down.

Also people should avoid stealing
from company supplies,
if everybody steals one paperclip
per day all year round,
imagine what that would cost.
Exaggerate this analogy
and you get tadah - the Philippine economy hahahaha.

Its 1:24am 
and I am talking nonsense. 





Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Hi

Hello!  Echo... echo...
i am still alive,
my back has been acting up again,
so moving is painful for me.

Gosh, 30 really ages a lady quickly,
I feel like an old woman already.
i cant bend my back and i tend to sleep laterally.

Yey for my cat and hubby!
kitty makes good company while
hubby is mindful to make things accessible for me.

the house is still cluttered with 2 hampers worth of laundry
plus a lot of stuff in recyclable bags
that i am supposed to hand down to my cousins.
i have way too many clothes.
i am whittling down my wardrobe to the basics.

i have been sleeping way up till the 
earliest neighborhood rooster crows.
i have been playing the ace attorney: phoenix
wright and apollo justice nintendo ds games.

i accidentally dropped my nds when i nodded
off one time and now my saved game slot is corrupted
so now i have to start all over again.

its 1:15 am, i can hear the faintest knocking 
somewhere in our compound.
my neighbors are really unconcerned with security,
they always forget to lock the gate.

i just flicked the lights outside on,
to signal that somebody is awake
and actually mindful of her surroundings.
the cat is useless, wish i could adopt a dog.



Thursday, October 13, 2011

Tongue

Why do people put their tongues out
when they have their pictures taken?

It is unbecoming and irritating
and it looks skanky.
There is no hint of cuteness in doing it
even if you flick a Japanese kawaii peace sign.

According to the Urban Dictionary,
these retards are called tongue muppets.

I agree.
Unfortunately I find it insulting to the muppets
and Jim Henson's soul
that they be compared to those retards.

Why do they have to contort their faces?
Can't they just smile?
Do they really have to that to appear flirty?
It makes them look like sluts.

These tongue muppets as
well as duckface idiots 
should have their faces
permanently frozen
in their stupid poses.

PS duckface people are
those individuals who constantly 
pout and project.

A simple smile is still your best weapon.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Laws of Power

Got this list while using stumbleupon.
A Wikipedia article stating Robert Greene's 
48 Laws of Power.

They are true, most of the time.
These 'laws' are not absolute mind you.

I must learn number 4 by heart, 
I tend to talk and moan about trivial things,
I need to shut the hell up hahaha.

  1. Never outshine the master.
  2. Never put too much trust in friends; learn how to use enemies.
  3. Conceal your intentions.
  4. Always say less than necessary.
  5. So much depends on reputation. Guard it with your life.
  6. Court attention at all costs.
  7. Get others to do the work for you, but always take the credit.
  8. Make other people come to you; use bait if necessary.
  9. Win through your actions, never through argument.
  10. Infection: avoid the unhappy and unlucky.
  11. Learn to keep people dependent on you.
  12. Use selective honesty and generosity to disarm your victim.
  13. When asking for help, appeal to people's self-interests, never to their mercy or gratitude.
  14. Pose as a friend, work as a spy.
  15. Crush your enemy totally.
  16. Use absence to increase respect and honor.
  17. Keep others in suspended terror: cultivate an air of unpredictability.
  18. Do not build fortresses to protect yourself. Isolation is dangerous.
  19. Know who you're dealing with; do not offend the wrong person.
  20. Do not commit to anyone.
  21. Play a sucker to catch a sucker: play dumber than your mark.
  22. Use the surrender tactic: transform weakness into power.
  23. Concentrate your forces.
  24. Play the perfect courtier.
  25. Re-create yourself.
  26. Keep your hands clean.
  27. Play on people's need to believe to create a cultlike following.
  28. Enter action with boldness.
  29. Plan all the way to the end.
  30. Make your accomplishments seem effortless.
  31. Control the options: get others to play with the cards you deal.
  32. Play to people's fantasies.
  33. Discover each man's thumbscrew.
  34. Be royal in your fashion: act like a king to be treated like one.
  35. Master the art of timing.
  36. Disdain things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best revenge.
  37. Create compelling spectacles
  38. Think as you like but behave like others.
  39. Stir up waters to catch fish.
  40. Despise the free lunch.
  41. Avoid stepping into a great man's shoes.
  42. Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.
  43. Work on the hearts and minds of others.
  44. Disarm and infuriate with the mirror effect.
  45. Preach the need for change, but never reform too much at once.
  46. Never appear perfect.
  47. Do not go past the mark you aimed for; in victory, learn when to stop.
  48. Assume formlessness.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Fave Biscuits

Mama sent me a package.
Most of the stuff was for kitty.
Spoiled cat !

I had a tin of Scottish shortbread.

Yehey to buttery goodness!

Kahit durog the best pa din!
Buti na lang at hindi nakulimbat ng customs!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Faux Nails

I nail bite.
I just do.
My dear old Papa and I
have the same problem.

Unfortunately, he is long gone
so I can't ask him if he
subconsciously taught me how to do it.

It just happens,
I pick on my nails a lot.
lalo na kung may nail cutter.

I hate them as they do not
really have any concrete use.
I cannot even open a soda can.

I tried painting it with polish,
tried wearing gloves,
had someone slap me every time I pick on them.
Its all in the mind, basta wag ko lang
sila makita hindi ko sila kukutkutin. 

Wala talaga e.

Ang laki ko pa namang tao
tapos chubby and stubby fingers pa,
at pudpod pa ang kuko.

Helpless.
Kaya I tried this kahit mukhang mangkukulam.
gagaling din ito wag ko lang sila
makita at maalala.


Fake nails na mukhang abnoy hahahaha.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Kitty Chronicles: Kitty Paws

Why do cats sit
all prim and proper?
Paws like toes bundled together?

Kitty's paws are a bit dirty here,
he has been prowling around the compound
guarding his harem.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Egg Doodles

I used to draw egg-shaped characters
for my supposed former ex- bestfriend.
(yes hindi na kami magbespren ngayon,
pero close pa rin kami)

I doodled during break periods as
well as in class lectures.
I made pseudo-comic strips
starring my egg-shaped bestfriend.

Yesterday, I found this.
drew this a few years ago.

I know they look ugly but may effort naman ito eh hehehehe.
Gone are the doodling years.



Thursday, October 6, 2011

Kitty Chronicles: Bonding

Bonding time with the cat
consists of kitty jumping on my lap
and laying on top of the warm keyboard.

I shoo him away of course,
I pick him up,
pat his head,
and put him back on the floor.

But often he is too cute to shoo away.

So I put the keyboard away
and let him sleep on the pull-out drawer instead.

Snooze time for kitty.


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Pila Bagyo

Grabe na ito,
nakakataranta at nakaka-alarma na talaga.

Parang puputok ang dibdib ko sa kaba,
nuong dumaan ang Pedring dito sa amin.

Signal # 1 lang kami,
pero the wind was howling,
at yung pangtakip ko na kahoy 
sa lagayan ng aircon ko dati.

Nilipad at muntik ng tumama sa ulo ko.
Salamat at safe kami,
hindi binaha,
at saglit lang nawalan ng kuryente.

Kung hindi paano na,
de kuryente pa naman ang kalan ko.
Waaaah.

Sana safe din ang iba, especially
ngayon na sunod-sunod ang bagyo.

Kami lang ni kitty ang nasa bahay noon.
Kaya nagbonding na lang kami.
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